✨️ cullen/caren (カレン)
✨️ 28 years old
✨️ she/her or he/him (you can choose as you like. just don't use they/them for me.)
✨️ AR⭕️ / EN⭕️ / JP🔰
ほぼ英語。最近日本語少し呟くので、がんばりましゅ。関西弁すき
✨️ FUB free
✨️ horseracing fan who also also likes uma. mostly tweeting about horseracing
✨️ fan of honma himawari (hence the sunflower fanmark). ohagoza.
✨️ GL/BL/HL OK (mostly GL)
✨️ i block minors on sight. no hard feelings.
✨️ violating the uma guidelines (nsfw, gore etc.) is an automatic block. i don't care what you do, i personally just don't want to see it.
✨️ i block roleplay twitters. no hate i just feel like it's none of my business.
✨️ i'm shy and neurotic so i rarely follow people back (sorry i am mentally ill)
✨️ my name was always cullen, it has nothing to do with the horse curren chan. and my name is not curren so please don't call me that! 🙅♀️
✨️ tweets titled "fleet" will be deleted within 24 hours.
✨️ i run @dailycurren. i also have an account for irl horse->uma ocs (genkaku) @tsukimishin.
✨️ i support all of lord kanaloa's progeny and am very serious about this. i also make jokes about his leading sire ranking, but i'm very not serious about that.
✨️ i keep up with most of yasuda stable's horses.
✨️ the 2000 and 2024 generations are my favorite.
✨️ i keep up with the sprint and mile divisions religiously.
✨️ between "gambler" and "casual", i'm somewhere in the middle. but in terms of keibatwt, i probably am a little "too serious". i want my favorites to win all races, but if there are hurdles, i am going to be honest about their chances. if this kind of thing makes you uncomfortable, it's probably better you don't follow me.
✨️ i don't like excessive doomposting, especially if misinformed, and will block over it.
✨️ in general, people who constantly spout misinformation are likely to get blocked. do your research!
✨️ i don't like unironic sire tribalism. block.
✨️ overzealous japanese horseracing fans who diss other racing jurisdictions uncritically usually get the block.
✨️ the other way around is also true.
✨️ i don't like it when people are overly dramatic and catastrophize over every little thing, always focusing on the negatives, so i'm just gonna block.
✨️ people who can only talk about racing in umamusume terms and are unable to see horses as horses, block.
✨️ people who make uninformed and unscientific statements about breeding and bloodstock, believe it or not, get blocked.
✨️ people who spout nonsense without actually watching races i have no choice but to block.
✨️ i don't mind "slander" but it actually has to be funny and make sense. a lot of slander out there is just not funny cuz it's clear races are not being watched.
✨️ if you got into horseracing in 2025, your mission is to do homework every day.
i only ship 🐴x🐴 (just my personal preference)
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✨️ nakajoda (nakayama festa x tosen jordan)
✨️ currekana (curren chan x 2012-13 hong kong sprint winner)
✨️ furashaka (2000 derby winner x air shakur)
✨️ tatemira (2002 kikka sho 2nd place x hishi miracle)
✨️ bakufuu (sakura bakushin o x north flight)
✨️ stesuzu (stay gold -> silence suzuka ONESIDED ONLY)
✨️ poketaki (jungle pocket x agnes tachyon)
✨️ kanamoon (2012-13 hong kong sprint winner x 2013 centaur stakes winner)
✨️ makuiku (mejiro mcqueen x ikuno dictus)
✨️ tapfura (tap dance city x 2000 derby winner)
✨️ kurahato (rhein kraft x daring heart)
✨️ suzuguru (silence suzuka x air groove)
✨️ opedoto (tm opera o x meisho doto)
✨️ topuaya (narita top road x admire vega)
✨️ topuope (narita top road x tm opera o)
✨️ kurigimu (symboli kris s x tanino gimlet)
✨️ taikuri (narita taishin x super creek)
✨️ oruvari (orfevre x win variation)
✨️ gorujus (gold ship x 2013 fall tenno sho winner)
⚠️ I SHIP UNIMPLEMENTED X CANON OPENLY. i like to indulge in my delusions 👍
if you're sensitive about certain pairings opposing your favorite canon ones (i have listed my unimplemented x canon ships above for transparency, with the unimplemented horses denoted by their most representative win rather than by name), i suggest not following.
i tend to gravitate towards pairings with a strong historical basis.
i don't mind most pairings.
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i list these to avoid awkward situations, not to hate. i never tweet about pairings i don't like. i wouldn't want to see people be hateful about what i like so i'm sure it's the same for others 🙇♀️ it's a setting of boundaries.
if i blocked over a ship i have nothing against you personally 😅
✨️ I DISLIKE CRACK PAIRINGS WITH NO BASIS (whether historical or uma) esp of my faves. i don't see the appeal. you are welcome to have your own fun, but i don't want to see it, i may block over it.
✨️ stegojani
simply kimoi. automatic block.
✨️ sirinaka (sirius symboli x nakayama festa)
i can't follow you if you like it because i don't want to see it under any circumstance. let's avoid each other. automatic block.
✨️ curreaya (curren chan x admire vega)
massive landmine. i try to avoid it. i'm chill with other stuff, but i only ship curren with her actual rival. not necessarily a block but it's not for me..
✨️ incestuous pairings
i don't like pairings with canon siblings (example dorioru).
it's NOT literal incest in the series, but i have a distaste for IRL parent x child, i personally prefer not to see it.
(but if you think same dad x same dad or other non-maternal crosses are incest though you are ignorant and frankly kinda dumb)
✨️ shakafai (air shakur x fine motion)
i still actually really like it (esp platonically). i don't hate it at all. i just avoid hardcore shakafai fans (especially global ones) for the most part for my own mental. i have complicated feelings about how cygames handled things and i have different ideas about air shakur at times for obvious reasons, so please follow me at your own risk.
✨️ takishaka (agnes tachyon x air shakur)
fanatically devoted to tachyon's older sister who doesn't exist yet, so this goes against my religious beliefs. i will never accept a world where tachyon replaces her. never. i will probably block anyone serious about this.
✨️ i can't accept a world without 🛫 in general.
a world with her and shakur is all i can see anymore.
naturally if your interpretation of air shakur does not have space for her literal IRL rival it'll be hard for me to follow you 🙇♀️
🛫⚡️ are soulmates to me...
✨️ verushion (win variation x verxina)
imo, misses the point of their stories entirely. not a fan
✨️ karubiri (calstone light o x believe)
i don't get it at all. it's ooc to me so i don't want to see it.
✨️ ayaope (admire vega x tm opera o)
i used to like it but meh. i think the way people interpret it these days does not match my interpretation so it became a landmine.
✨️ gorumaku, spesuzu, mesapoke, orugen, gorugen, gorumeno, kuritap
i can't vibe🫣
please don't "X has two hands" me, i'm not even a monoshipper (not a multishipper either... a secret third thing), i have specific interpretations my faves. you will not change my mind, i will just get very annoyed, even if i actually like what you're propositioning. let alone something i don't like. let's respect each other's space! ☺️
Mond (ask questions here): https://mond.how/hind
Fusetter (long ramble-y "tweets" here):
https://fusetter.com/u/chancurre
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