⚠️⚠️⚠️🚨🚨🚨幻覚U娘あり🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️
✨️ cullen/caren (カレン)
✨️ 27 years old
✨️ lesbian
✨️ any pronouns (no they/them)
✨️ AR⭕️ / EN⭕️ / JP🔰
✨️ FUB free
✨️ i consider myself a horseracing fan before i am an uma fan so please keep this in mind when following.
✨️ if you don't follow uma guidelines it's an automatic block (especially nsfw of umas).
✨️ GL/BL/HL OK (mostly GL)
✨️ i don't follow minors. please have your age or indication that you're an adult somewhere.
✨️ i'm shy so i take a long time to follow back 💦 please be patient with me
✨️ my name was always cullen, it has nothing to do with the horse curren chan. and my name is not curren so please don't call me that 🙅♀️
✨️ i make uma ocs based on racehorses not implemented in uma. please take measures to avoid it for your own health if you dislike it. mute and block if necessary.
please do not mention the names of the unimplemented racehorses when engaging or i will block you after the first warning.
❌️❌️❌️if they're not namedropped or canon characters in umamusume, DO NOT USE THEIR FULL NAMES UNDER MY POSTS OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED❌️❌️❌️
i draw my favorite, the 2000 japanese derby winner (🛫), the most. i hope she can become canon one day...
i'm sensitive about uma portrayals of that horse, so i don't look at other people's interpretations that much💦 sorry
i got into keiba through umamusume in 2024. generally, i support whoever catches my eye, but i tend to also look out for the progeny of lord kanaloa, a horse i love very much. i also love cute horses who try their best 🩷 i also follow the 2024 generation loyally in general.
my ultimate favorite retired horses who i love forever are curren chan and agnes flight. i have many other favorites, but you should discover them on your own 🤫
as far as history goes, my specialty is early 00's, but i'm still learning more every day.
active horses i am currently following (incomplete, will fill in as i remember):
✨️ water licht
✨️ shohei
✨️ fukuno blue lake
✨️ shin emperor
✨️ hayatenofukunosuke
✨️ ho o biscuits
✨️ danon decile
✨️ puro magic
✨️ win carnelian
✨️ meisho tabaru
✨️ satono reve
✨️ warp speed
✨️ lord del rey
✨️ hihin
✨️ tm spada
✨️ erika express
✨️ lance of chaos
✨️ kana tape
✨️ garavogue
✨️ sun bright
✨️ l'avenue
✨️ aurum ares
✨️ lord fons
aside from liking to buy goods in general (mostly plushies), i also collect 2000 derby and agnes flight memorabilia somewhat seriously.
🐴x🐴 ONLY
MAIN 🀄🏀/🛫⚡️/💝🐉/💮✈️/🔕🐞/🌕🐉/🌴🧪
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✨️ nakajoda (nakayama festa x tosen jordan)
✨️ currekana (curren chan x 2012-13 hong kong sprint winner)
✨️ furashaka (2000 derby winner x air shakur)
✨️ tatemira (2002 kikka sho 2nd place x hishi miracle)
✨️ bakufuu (sakura bakushin o x north flight)
✨️ poketaki (jungle pocket x agnes tachyon)
✨️ kanamoon (2012-13 hong kong sprint winner x 2013 centaur stakes winner)
✨️ makuiku (mejiro mcqueen x ikuno dictus)
✨️ ogutama (oguri cap x tamamo cross)
✨️ tapfura (tap dance city x 2000 derby winner)
✨️ kurahato (rhein kraft x daring heart)
✨️ suzuguru (silence suzuka x air groove)
✨️ opedoto (tm opera o x meisho doto)
✨️ topuaya (narita top road x admire vega)
✨️ topuope (narita top road x tm opera o)
✨️ kurigimu (symboli kris s x tanino gimlet)
✨️ taikuri (narita taishin x super creek)
✨️ oruvari (orfevre x win variation)
✨️ gorujus (gold ship x 2013 fall tenno sho winner)
⚠️ I SHIP UNIMPLEMENTED X CANON OPENLY. i like to indulge in my delusions 👍
if you're sensitive about certain pairings opposing your favorite canon ones (i have listed my unimplemented x canon ships above for transparency, with the unimplemented horses denoted by their most representative win rather than by name), i suggest not following.
i tend to gravitate towards pairings with a strong historical basis.
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if i blocked over a ship i did it cause i don't wanna see the ship. i have nothing against you 😅
✨️ I HATE CRACK PAIRINGS WITH NO BASIS (whether historical or uma) esp of my faves. i don't see the appeal. you are welcome to have your own fun, but i don't want to see it, i may block over it.
✨️ overtly romantic uma x trainer
whether self insert or not, regardless of gender, i'd rather not see it. i especially hate all umatore♂️ with no exceptions ☺️
i'm not against the existence of the trainer. i think them trying to pursue uma romantically is too kimoi.
✨️ stegojani
simply kimoi. automatic block.
✨️ sirinaka (sirius symboli x nakayama festa)
i can't follow you if you like it because i don't want to see it under any circumstance. it's better to avoid each other.
✨️ i don't like any pairing with curren chan (especially curreaya, sorry i don't like it) outside of the one with her IRL rival (龍王) who isn't in uma yet.
✨️ incestuous pairings
sisters in uma canon, like dorioru, i especially hate the pairing of 🛫 and tachyon.
and while they're not literal incest in canon, i also hate IRL parent x child pairings or anything similar. automatic block.
✨️ shakafai (air shakur x fine motion)
my heart still carries a fondness for shakafai, but i list it. i used to be a huge fan but it gives me a complicated feeling lately. i have utmost respect for it still. shakafai is incompatible with how i see canon now that i've become obsessed with the history, so i don't want to see it. (+i don't want to disturb fans who may not accept non-canon.. so if 🛫's existence is a landmine, protect yourself from me)
✨️ takishaka (agnes tachyon x air shakur)
i am fanatically devoted to tachyon's older sister who doesn't exist yet, so this pairing goes against my religious beliefs. hasn't the older sister suffered enough.
✨️ i can't accept a world without 🛫 in general.
a world with her and shakur is all i can see anymore.
naturally if your interpretation of air shakur does not have space for her literal IRL rival it'll be hard for me to follow you 🙇♀️
🛫⚡️ are soulmates to me...
✨️ karubiri (calstone light o x believe)
i hate it. i don't like most pairings with believe either.
✨️ gorumaku, spesuzu, mesapoke, orugen, gorugen, gorumeno, kuritap
okay, but meh🫣
please don't "X has two hands" me, i'm not even a monoshipper (not a multishipper either... a secret third thing), i have specific interpretations my faves. you will not change my mind, i will just get very annoyed, even if i actually like what you're propositioning. let alone something i don't like. let's respect each other's space! ☺️
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