⚠️⚠️⚠️🚨🚨🚨幻覚U娘あり🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️
✨️ cullen/caren (カレン)
✨️ 27 years old
✨️ lesbian
✨️ any pronouns (no they/them)
✨️ AR⭕️ / EN⭕️ / JP🔰
✨️ FUB free
✨️ i consider myself a horseracing fan before i am an uma fan so please keep this in mind when following.
✨️ if you don't follow or try to skirt the uma guidelines it's an automatic block (particularly nsfw of umas).
✨️ GL/BL/HL OK (mostly GL)
✨️ i don't follow minors. please have your age or indication that you're an adult somewhere. i don't recommend minors follow to begin with...
✨️ i'm shy so i take a long time to follow back 💦 please be patient with me
✨️ my name was always cullen, it has nothing to do with the horse curren chan. and my name is not curren so please don't call me that 🙅♀️
i got into keiba through umamusume in 2024. generally, i support whoever catches my eye, but i tend to also look out for the progeny of lord kanaloa, a horse i love very much. i also love cute horses who try their best 🩷 i also follow the 2024 generation loyally in general.
my ultimate favorite retired horses who i love forever are curren chan and agnes flight. i have many other favorites, but you should discover them on your own 🤫
as far as history goes, my specialty is early 00's, but i'm still learning more every day.
active horses i am currently following (incomplete, will fill in as i remember):
✨️ water licht
✨️ shohei
✨️ fukuno blue lake
✨️ shin emperor
✨️ hayatenofukunosuke
✨️ ho o biscuits
✨️ danon decile
✨️ puro magic
✨️ win carnelian
✨️ meisho tabaru
✨️ satono reve
✨️ warp speed
✨️ lord del rey
✨️ hihin
✨️ tm spada
✨️ erika express
✨️ lance of chaos
✨️ kana tape
✨️ garavogue
✨️ sun bright
✨️ l'avenue
✨️ aurum ares
✨️ lord fons
aside from liking to buy goods in general (mostly plushies), i also collect 2000 derby and agnes flight memorabilia somewhat seriously.
🐴x🐴 ONLY
MAIN 🀄🏀/🛫⚡️/💝🐉/💮✈️/🔕🐞/🌕🐉/🌴🧪
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✨️ nakajoda (nakayama festa x tosen jordan)
✨️ currekana (curren chan x 2012-13 hong kong sprint winner)
✨️ furashaka (2000 derby winner x air shakur)
✨️ tatemira (2002 kikka sho 2nd place x hishi miracle)
✨️ bakufuu (sakura bakushin o x north flight)
✨️ poketaki (jungle pocket x agnes tachyon)
✨️ kanamoon (2012-13 hong kong sprint winner x 2013 centaur stakes winner)
✨️ makuiku (mejiro mcqueen x ikuno dictus)
✨️ ogutama (oguri cap x tamamo cross)
✨️ tapfura (tap dance city x 2000 derby winner)
✨️ kurahato (rhein kraft x daring heart)
✨️ suzuguru (silence suzuka x air groove)
✨️ opedoto (tm opera o x meisho doto)
✨️ topuaya (narita top road x admire vega)
✨️ topuope (narita top road x tm opera o)
✨️ kurigimu (symboli kris s x tanino gimlet)
✨️ taikuri (narita taishin x super creek)
✨️ oruvari (orfevre x win variation)
✨️ gorujus (gold ship x 2013 fall tenno sho winner)
⚠️ I SHIP UNIMPLEMENTED X CANON OPENLY. i like to indulge in my delusions 👍
if you're sensitive about certain pairings opposing your favorite canon ones (i have listed my unimplemented x canon ships above for transparency, with the unimplemented horses denoted by their most representative win rather than by name), i suggest not following.
i tend to gravitate towards pairings with a strong historical basis.
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if i blocked over a ship i did it cause i don't wanna see the ship. i have nothing against you 😅
✨️ I HATE CRACK PAIRINGS WITH NO BASIS (whether historical or uma) esp of my faves. i don't see the appeal. you are welcome to have your own fun, but i don't want to see it, i may block over it.
✨️ overtly romantic uma x trainer
whether self insert or not, regardless of gender, i'd rather not see it. i especially hate all umatore♂️ with no exceptions ☺️
i'm not against the existence of the trainer. i think them trying to pursue uma romantically is too kimoi.
✨️ stegojani
simply kimoi. automatic block.
✨️ sirinaka (sirius symboli x nakayama festa)
i can't follow you if you like it because i don't want to see it under any circumstance. it's better to avoid each other.
✨️ i don't like any pairing with curren chan (especially curreaya, sorry i don't like it) outside of the one with her IRL rival (龍王) who isn't in uma yet.
✨️ incestuous pairings
sisters in uma canon, like dorioru, i especially hate the pairing of 🛫 and tachyon.
and while they're not literal incest in canon, i also hate IRL parent x child pairings or anything similar. automatic block.
✨️ shakafai (air shakur x fine motion)
my heart still carries a fondness for shakafai, but i list it. i used to be a huge fan but it gives me a complicated feeling lately. i have utmost respect for it still. shakafai is incompatible with how i see canon now that i've become obsessed with the history, so i don't want to see it. (+i don't want to disturb fans who may not accept non-canon.. so if 🛫's existence is a landmine, protect yourself from me)
✨️ takishaka (agnes tachyon x air shakur)
i am fanatically devoted to tachyon's older sister who doesn't exist yet, so this pairing goes against my religious beliefs. hasn't the older sister suffered enough.
✨️ i can't accept a world without 🛫 in general.
a world with her and shakur is all i can see anymore.
naturally if your interpretation of air shakur does not have space for her literal IRL rival it'll be hard for me to follow you 🙇♀️
🛫⚡️ are soulmates to me...
✨️ verushion (win variation x verxina)
imo, misses the point of their stories entirely. not really a fan
✨️ karubiri (calstone light o x believe)
i hate it. i don't like most pairings with believe either.
✨️ gorumaku, spesuzu, mesapoke, orugen, gorugen, gorumeno, kuritap
okay, but meh🫣
please don't "X has two hands" me, i'm not even a monoshipper (not a multishipper either... a secret third thing), i have specific interpretations my faves. you will not change my mind, i will just get very annoyed, even if i actually like what you're propositioning. let alone something i don't like. let's respect each other's space! ☺️
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